Strange's Last Night's Top Ten Late-Night TV Jokes June 15 2011
(Ferguson in reruns)10. Jon Stewart : We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Newsed to It. One more vote is needed in the N.Y. State Senate to legalize gay marriage. That one vote could be the Republican Senator from Staten Island. If he’s willing to be known for the rest of his career as the Staten Island Fairy.
9. Stephen Colbert : A 99-year-old Oregon man just graduated from college. Ouch! A terrible time to be entering the job market.
8. Jimmy Fallon guest Larry the Cable Guy : You can write Viagra off on your income tax. You can actually get an extension on your extension. I don’t remember where I read this, but they said too much Viagra can cause memory loss. And I don’t know if you know this, but you can actually write off Viagra on your income tax.
7. Conan O’Brien : A Tea Party group has a summer camp for kids, the only one where they sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about taxing the top 2%.
6. Jimmy Fallon guest Larry the Cable Guy : Why would I do “Celebrity Apprentice?” First place is a job. What’s second place, homework?
5. Conan O’Brien : After a woman was asked to leave a store in Illinois for breast feeding, a group of women staged a feed-in outside the store. The store manager said, “My plan worked perfectly.”
4. Jimmy Fallon : Social Security made $6 billion in overpayments in 2009, which explains how my grandma can afford spinning rims for her Rascal Scooter.
3. Conan O’Brien : Congressman Weiner’s wife returned today from her diplomatic trip to Ethiopia. She said she got really tired of Ethiopians telling her, “I feel so sorry for you.”
2. Jay Leno : Photos of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him cross-dressing in college, in bra and pantyhose, proving that even back then he knew he wanted to be a Congressman.
1. Jimmy Kimmel: Natalie Portman has given birth to a healthy baby boy, though her body double is complaining she did most of the labor. Natalie’s 1st son was Luke Skywalker, so this new one has a lot to live up to.
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By Strange de Jim 10. Jon Stewart: We're Here, We're Queer, Get Newsed to It. One more vote is needed in the NY State Senate to legalize gay marriage. That one vote could be the Republican Senator from Staten Island. If he's willing to be known for the
By Strange de Jim 10. Jay Leno: On the internet there's the first Ronald McDonald commercial showing him giving out hamburgers to little kids. You can tell it's 50 years ago, because the kids are all skinny. 9. Jimmy Fallon: Bill Gates said Facebook
White gave her Top Ten list for “Betty White Tips for Living A Long and Happy Life” and the No. 2 tip was an especially pointed jab at LeBron James (check around the 2:30 mark). No. 10 – Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you're ugly. No.
It says for every dollar we spend, there'll be $1.55 in economic growth for the next 10 years, for each of the next 10 years, on average. Well, look, that says we can spend our way to prosperity. No country in the history of the world has succeed at
David Letterman had a guy in a Spider-man costume that was actually on fire racing across his stage last night; the revamped Broadway musical has opened (here's my review), but the jokes are here to stay. Even Bono and the Edge, the show's composers,
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4. “Congressman Weiner reportedly called Bill Clinton to apologize for his behavior. After Bill suggested that Weiner also call Hillary, Weiner said, ‘Don’t worry, I sent her a text.’” —Conan O’Brien
5. “It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, ‘I don’t know.’” —Conan O’Brien
6. “Can you believe this?! Representative Ball is criticizing Congressman Weiner. Your move, Mayor Scrotum.” —Craig Ferguson
7. “Congressman Anthony Weiner has just checked himself into a treatment centre for people battling chronic sexual dysfunction. Checked in? He’s already there, it’s called Congress.” —Jay Leno
8. “51 percent of New York voters think Congressman Weiner should keep his seat in office. The other 49 percent think that he should disinfect it.” —Conan O’Brien
9. “Anthony Weiner admitted to sending inappropriate messages to several women via Twitter, text, email, and Facebook. I think the lesson here is that if you’re going to send explicit pictures of yourself, send them through MySpace, where no one will notice.” —Jimmy Kimmel
10. “You know what’s funny? President Clinton had sex and lied about it, and he kept his job. Anthony Weiner didn’t have sex and lied about it, and lost his. I guess the lesson here is, if you’re gonna lie, have sex.
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